So if you don’t have your own random blog thingy, you might not know that WordPress has this nifty thing called ‘Site Stats’. Blogs owners, by looking at their site stats, can see how much their posts are being read, what sites readers are being referred by, and – and this is the most fascinating bit – what search terms are leading people to you. It sure is awesome for narcissists, and even better for narcissists with data fetishes.
A cursory analysis of my search terms suggests that:
- I’ll be facing some seriously stiff competition when it comes to 18-year-old Bulldogs player Luke Dahlhaus, or, alternatively, Luke Dahlhaus googles himself a great deal;
- People do not infrequently search the webs for pictures of naked teenage girls, and on occasion they do so while attempting plausible deniability ( ‘non nude female photos young 14+year olds’);
- There’s a cautious but horny teen somewhere in Queensland.
On the other hand, some things defy explanation:
- ‘man with no penis’
- ‘gazing at young ladies with panties only’
- ‘kesha taking nude photos of men’
I like to think that:
- the person seeking a 13-year-old fuck buddy is themselves an emancipated and developmentally advanced 13-year old, and a girl one to boot;
- Gail Dines has been googling herself and got to read my never-asked question seeking diagnosis on my cock-gagging affliction; and
- the middle-aged man with a hunger for dick eventually found his way to Craigslist.
Anyhow, take a peek:
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| luke dahlhaus | 27 |
| ultrahedonist | 14 |
| justin naked | 8 |
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| naked justin | 6 |
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| men sports naked | 3 |
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| i’m a middle-aged man who wants to suck a cock | 3 |
| man with no penis | 2 |
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| “monica dux” | 2 |
| non-monogamy sex | 2 |
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